my so called life...
Ask me anything
elyse (ugh-lease)
20, new jersey, psychology major
hope you enjoy the random shit on my blog. <3
20, new jersey, psychology major
hope you enjoy the random shit on my blog. <3
i’ll be the first to say that i was wrong
oh, i know i’m probably much too late
to try and apologize for my mistakes
but i just want you to know
"camel toe is not an accessory leave that animal at home."
Girl Code on Style (via mrs-ambrose-rollins-reigns) this show
#LOL
#i love this show
#girl code
Putting this here for future reference.
important.
I want this poster sized for my classroom. Not every job is going to be, “Well, I just walked in wearing my street clothes and McDonald’s hired me…I dunno what the big deal is…”
(via t76g)
Honesty hour!
#omg yes
#lmao
#fuck it
#yolo
#keep my mind off the paper
Your challenge is to embarrass the shit out of me :D
this 5 page paper has seriously caused me to be anxious within 5 seconds.
..shit. where the fuck are the meds.
| Albus: | Dad, I’m…gay. |
| Harry: | Albus Severus Potter. You were named after two Headmasters of Hogwarts. One of them was gay and he was the wisest man I’ve ever known. |
| Albus: | Dad, you say this every time I tell you something. Stop. Just stop. |
| --------------------------------------------------------------------------- | |
| Albus: | Dad, would you mind buying some conditioner? I think we’re out. |
| Harry: | Albus Severus Potter. You were named for two Headmasters of Hogwarts. One of them never used conditioner and he was probably the greasiest man I ever knew. |
| Albus: | Dad, this response is really getting old. |
| Harry: | TWO HEADMASTERS. |
| Albus: | Yes, I get it, two hea— |
| Harry: | BRAVEST AND WISEST MEN. |
| Albus: | Da— |
| Harry: | THAT I EVER KNEW, BRAVEST AND WISEST, TWO OF THEM. |
